Monday, September 27, 2010


Gonzalez

I see that there is a big problem in the US that there was not about 12 years ago and it has grown and i have no idea how to put an end to such mess. Everywhere i would go back in my home town I would see it everywhere, I thought coming to Loyola University would be a place where there would be no such thing, but i was wrong. 12 years ago if one person would be seen doing this then they would be made fun of in such a way that would not make them want to step out side of their home again. Now it looks like they have taken over and people like my self are out numbered. What is this problem you may ask? MEN WEARING TIGHT PANTS!!

It was a cold day December 14, 2001. I was 9 years of age at the time and the worst was to happen to me. I was playing basket ball out side with me friend when we see the unexpected, a teen wearing tight jeans. He was heading my way rapidly with such an anger, and till this day there is no reason to why he did this to me. He went up to me and pushed me and I fell on my back into a puddle of mud. Its been 9 years that that has happened to me and I still have nightmares of the day that has happened. I wounder sometimes how would I be like if he did not do that to me, if I was not affected by it in anyway. I probably would have been a really good scientist, I could have created a cure for cancer. I cant though, because anytime I want to do good, I am afraid that a man in tight jeans is going to hurt me.

So what am I trying to say here? I dont want to get into to it to much, but if it was up to me, we should terminate all men in tight jeans. Who knows how many people have been affected by men in tight jeans and will not speak up to tell someone like I did. There has to be a stop to this madness before it gets out of control.

2 comments:

  1. I am not sure that this is relevant to the idea of a jeremiad. Your personal lament isn't the same as a national lament.

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